no offense but Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. ehe-k-AHHH! My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommyy. da-daddy and my mommy and my Stop. yeah! Jesse Pinkman in the house. *slamming noises* WOO! *slamming noises* Bitch, bitch, little bitch. I made you my bitch—Jesse—Bitch, bitch, YEAH BITCH! JESSE! Bitch. No. I am. The danger-danger-danger-danger-danger.-danger-danger. I am. The one who knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks. Say my name. Mr. White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. Hank. Say my name. Willy Wonka? *scoff* What? Walter White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. My name is ASAC Schrader—It’s Hank—ASAC Schrader~ His name is Hank. My name is ASAC Schrader. It’s time for you to listen to me. Fuck yourself! Huh! Wow! huh-hah wow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow Fuck yours-wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah ow! Just listen to me! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* Wow! wuh-ah-ow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* wuh-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah-ow! Wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! *gunshot* Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahuhahuhuehuh huehah huh huehaheh. Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahhuhhahahahuehuh huhahahuhheh. You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy.
if you’ve been following me since last october, then you know that for the duration of that month i had a policy of all halloween-themed SME requests being prioritized and that i promised to do them all before the end of october no matter what.
i have a lot more on my plate this year so i WON’T be doing that again, if only because of the sheer number of requests i got last time. BUT! halloween is still very much my favorite holiday that i’d feel bad just leaving the halloween requests i already have for later, so here’s what i AM gonna do:
all halloween-related requests that are already on my list (i have 19) WILL be done during the month, starting on the 1st with one per day
regular requests will still be done at a rate of at least one per day, so as to not ignore the main list
anyone who wants to make a halloween request as of right now CAN have it bumped up all the way to this month for a single ko-fi donation of $3. for reference, a normal request being bumped up to be done within the month (past 300+ other requests) would be at least $18, so it’s a pretty small price to pay AND will give me peace of mind that i’m not overworking myself for free.
for an additional $3 i’ll be willing to do a song that i’ve done before
and if you wanna see all the halloween music edits i’ve already done, i’ve got about 100 of them in my halloween tag.
Courier, trying to talk themselves out of stealing the 37 gold bars in the Sierra Madre, knowing full well they’ll die if they do:
Protip, if you make sure to decapitate Father Elijah, you can use his head as a carrying container to bring all of them. (His full body is too heavy.) It does kind of crash the Wasteland’s economy, though, since you’ve now got enough caps to buy literally anything you want, forever.
Courier, considering decapitating Father Elijah and using his head to transport 1300 lbs of gold back to the Wasteland, and effectively crashing the economy indefinitely:
